Lines from songs that ring true. Most are from my favorite artists. Others, songs I've heard. As I remember more, I will add more. Of course, you can add your own lines via comments.
1. I'm so much cooler online.
2. God is Great, Beer is good, and People are crazy. (Even though I don't drink.)
3. You were born with nothing, and better off that way. Soon as you got something they send someone to try and take it away.
4. Poor man wanna be rich, Rich man wanna be King, and a King ain't satisfied till he rules everything.
5. You better let somebody love you, before it's too late.
6. It's Five 'o clock somewhere.
7. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was.
Dang, is that all I can remember today?