Friday, July 10, 2009

Lay Offs

I have six employees. Two have been with me for over 15 years. The other four are a family, a Mother and her three children. Unfortunately, I need to lay off the at least two of them. I can't force the retirement of my two Senior employees, so at least two of the three with the lowest seniority must go.

Each employee can perform many duties. Their main job is to keep your lap warm, though the younger employees have a tough time sitting still. Other duties are to help keep your fingers in shape by allowing you to scratch their heads, necks, backs, and bellies. Purring depends upon the amount of scratching you do. They can also perform pest control duties.

All will have had their shots by the end of July and have so far passed the Feline Leukemia test. They are to be spayed sometime by the end of July, beginning of August.

If you know of anyone who would like to hire any of these employees, please contact me. Friends or friends of friends only.






Are you sure you don't want one?







6 comments:

megan said...

ahhhhhhhhhh! So cute! I wish I could take one (or three), but I'm not even technically allowed to have the one cat I do have.

Ninja said...

What? A Rebel bad ass like you with only one cat?

Marimbaroach said...

kittehs!!!
look, i tried to lay off one of my employees last year, and now he's moved in with me. good luck.

Ninja said...

Yeah, but I have a total of 6 now, and that's just too much. I only have so much love to give. I'll have none for my two vegetarian flower girls if I keep them all.

Vice Girl said...

aaaggghgghhhghghghg

that second picture made my heart melt into a little puddle!!!!!ONES!!!

Ninja said...

You know you wants ones...