For Rochelle

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Dear Dog loving, Cat loving, Dodger loving, Kauai loving, POG drinking, Lima bean manju eating, Cupcake eating, Strawberry and Peach Donuts from Donut Man eating, in fact all desserts eating, Vegetarian who cheats sometimes with Gummy bears, writes "teh" instead of "the" and uses "z's" for "s's", Florist, who looks HAWT in a bikini playing catch with Puka at the Beach,
ROCHELLE.................
HAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY
BIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAY
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU.

Present? What present?